I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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