We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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