Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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