you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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