Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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