And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
