Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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