Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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