If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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