I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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