just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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