dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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