At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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