My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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