I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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