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That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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