this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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