this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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