They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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