I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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