she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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