Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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