I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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