that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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