i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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