Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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