you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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