I heard we made out
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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