Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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