Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Me. At least after what I've been through.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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