i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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