I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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