we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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