I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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