ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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