NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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