If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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