I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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