is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
