His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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