imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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