dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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