Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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