Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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