my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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