What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.