this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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