Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

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(415): View more from California

Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(404): View more from Georgia

They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.

(618): View more from Illinois

Disappointment?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it

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(210): View more from Texas

Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now

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(206): View more from Washington

You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.

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