Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.