Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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