Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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