You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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