I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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