She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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