What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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