He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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