I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Randomize
