I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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