i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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